Why You’re Still Single
Ed Kluska’s Astrology Newsletter
Some Valentine’s Day Sun-Sign humor from a source I’m not sure of.
Aries: you’re loud and scary. It makes people feel uncomfortable.
Taurus: will you ever love anyone as much as food?
Gemini: people can’t seem to take you seriously.
Cancer: you’re way too guarded and isolate yourself.
Leo: you’re looking for someone who will love you far more than you love yourself which is hard to find.
Virgo: you’re shy as heck which gives off the wrong impression.
Libra: you flirt with everyone!
Scorpio: you intimidate the shit out of people.
Sagittarius: you are a player and people don’t want to get seriously involved.
Capricorn: you never really smile and look scary a lot.
Aquarius: you seem distant and unapproachable.
Pisces: you don’t know how to compose yourself and you giggle too much which scares people.
You probably read your sun sign first.
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