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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Ed Kluska’s Astrology Newsletter

 

Some Valentine’s Day Sun-Sign humor from a source I’m not sure of.

 

Aries: you’re loud and scary. It makes people feel uncomfortable.

 

Taurus: will you ever love anyone as much as food?

 

Gemini: people can’t seem to take you seriously.

 

Cancer: you’re way too guarded and isolate yourself.

 

Leo: you’re looking for someone who will love you far more than you love yourself which is hard to find.

 

Virgo: you’re shy as heck which gives off the wrong impression.

 

Libra: you flirt with everyone!

 

Scorpio: you intimidate the shit out of people.

 

Sagittarius: you are a player and people don’t want to get seriously involved.

 

Capricorn: you never really smile and look scary a lot.

 

Aquarius: you seem distant and unapproachable.

 

Pisces: you don’t know how to compose yourself and you giggle too much which scares people.

 

You probably read your sun sign first.

 

If you need further explanation with any of this information, contact me. And please forward this information to your family and friends.

What’s going on in your horoscope and your life?

 

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Ed Kluska

B.S. Physics

M.S. Psychology

C.A. Certified Astrologer

Meditation Teacher

45 Years in Practice

 

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